The Scouse Kids Prayer

Our kids, who ‘art so mucky

Tatty ‘ead be thy name

Thy shirt undone

Thy world is fun

On Scottie as it is in Greaty

Give us this day a nice jam butty

And forgive us our cheekiness

As we forgive those who are hard faced to us

And lead us not to the school boards office

But deliver us from the bizzies

For thine is the Mersey, the docks and the chippy

For ever and ever . . . Amen.

- Mersey in focus